In this episode: A ballpark figure, Triple A midget, Sage Moonblood,
“…we’re here about the glass table”, Jonathan Kent is a hero,
and how come Harvey Fierstein got that goddamn awful voice.
In This Episode: Peter gets a new microphone,
Amber has all the wrong reasons for liking Johnny Cash.
“I thought that was… something else”, historical sex toys,
the death of Bob Simpson, trapped in a closet, and more
Face Off than you could reasonably expect.
In This Episode: The things I like, the beginning,
the “doodie in the sandbox” story, Rocky in the supermarket,
“…my friend John Travolta,” the sequel to “Face/Off”, Late
Night talk, “There’s a lot in New England”, a proper argument,
Amber’s embarrassing t-shirts, Amber can’t read numbers,
Sesame Street, and Enter: Officer Jenkins.
In This Episode: The Gateway of Passive Aggression,”
the NEW Looney Tunes, Superman wastes time, awful news,
the opening, who’s counting?, the pregnant situation,
“You don’t call me!”, the stone alter, too lazy to Google,
there’s an asshole for that, retarded flakes,
and your hosts write a comic.
In This Episode: Dick Clark is Doran Grey, lets have sex with Bugs Bunny,
mutant carrots, Japanese torture techniques, Amber’s perverse gardening,
sounds of indigestion, Rocky’s there and gone brain damage, elves who
weld, a billion pieces of coal, black cat fireworks, my cousin the pyromaniac,
and an ill conceived spousal murder.
In this episode: Where do you get your eggs? Swamp Thing is whiny.
My lip hangs low. A creepy Depp/Burton attraction. Taking the easy way
out with time travel, Ellen: taking or givin’? What more can a dildo do?
It’s all in the (hamster) name. Naming the homeless. Grandma’s funnel.
Officer, my dog’s a transvestite. Puntable. Clint Howard gives me
nightmares. Also, a NEW racism segment.