Killer Spoons

House Hunting: Four on the Floor.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 2 May 2013 22:01:27 -0400

Whoa, a wrap-up and a tie-in. It's almost like we plan this stuff... almost. Just like Earth 616, the Spoonavese allows for a lotta weirdos you forgot about to pop back in. You remember that Spider-man that's like fire-proof or something and looks like he's covered in waffles his Grandma knit? Neither do I, but he's a guy and I bet he'll make a comeback this year. Reboot him, make his waffles outta leather, you know all realistic, just like you would? Oh, speaking of which, Today makes 8 years since we posted our first strip online. I for one am quite excited for year 8, think it'll be a good one. So stay tuned, and you know if you wanna share a strip or something on one of your damn social-whatevers, that would be sweet of you. Seems like the least you could do, since you forgot our anniversary. Then again if you did remember, I'd be a little worried for you.

House Hunting: Three Times a Lady.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 5 Apr 2013 19:01:40 -0400

House Hunting: Part Deux.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 09:41:20 -0400

House Hunting.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:00:38 -0400

Last Dance with Mary Jane.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 8 Feb 2013 07:52:08 -0500

I hope you'll forgive me for the slight delay on this one. If Gwen were here, she'd forgive me.

Fast Food Fun.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:04:04 -0500

Working Girl.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:17:41 -0500

This Is Your Captain…

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 22:10:02 -0500

Equality.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 20:58:55 -0500

One Night Gross Out

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 3 Jan 2013 21:09:37 -0500

Elf Meets Tragedy.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 02:54:26 -0500

Happy Holidays to you lot by the way, and here's a new Christmas comic, just for you.

Moon Brunch.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 17:16:25 -0400

The above is our 200th strip, and the return of these guys.

Thank you to everyone who reads the comics, and thanks to my writermen
Peter, for doing all the thinky part these many years. I'm very proud
of what we've done up to now, and excited to see what we make next.

Hope you'll all stick around for whatever that might be.

Avant-Guano.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 08:27:23 -0400

Puppet Fight.

killerspoons@gmail.com — Thu, 4 Oct 2012 15:09:15 -0400

There have been a lot of ruffled yellow feathers by last night's first 2012 debate, in which the Republican candidate said he would like to cut federal funding for PBS, saying quote: "Hey, Jim Lehrer. I like you almost as much as Sesame Street, which is also worthless, and don't forget to fuck yourself on the way out".

Some may not know however that Republicans have been trying to cut the federal portion of PBS's funding since long before I was born.

I honestly wish there were more people left as purely uncynical as Fred Rogers, and Jim Henson.

According to trusted source Some Shit I Googled "total US public television revenues were $1.9 billion in fiscal year 2008, 19.2% of which came from federal sources", or 0.012% of the federal budget according to black Carl Sagan; Neil deGrasse Tyson.

So, I suspect "public television" would likely manage to continue without government funding, but the portion of funding paid for through the Corporation for Public Broadcasting which funds both PBS and NPR is in my opinion both well deserved, and truly minute.

My personal hope is that this bump of public outrage will actually help PBS by garnering more members who pay to support it. So rather than donate to a Kickstarter for Instagram Print Toilet Paper, or Nazi Yahtzee; The Game of Human Bone Dice, consider donating to the Public Broadcasting System.

You wouldn't believe the all shit I can do with this tote bag.

Jesus at the Zoo.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 07:11:11 -0400

General Patootie.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 18:17:01 -0400

Sunshine.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 2 Jul 2012 20:40:06 -0400

The surgeon general suggests you not look directly at our comics.

Bananacide.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 28 May 2012 22:21:28 -0400

Spaced.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 14 May 2012 22:13:35 -0400

Odin Sleep.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:37:11 -0400

New Look.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:22:55 -0400

Hey guys and ladies. Wait sorry, I didn't say that creepy enough did I ...ladies?

If you're one of those "Goes to the site all the time, is usually disappointed" types, then you've already seen me messing with things for the past couple weeks. Now I think it's all set. I've re-arranged, shuffled, oxford comma-ed, and "flo-jo in a tuxedo-ed" stuff all the which ways around. I was hoping you might look at it? Really, what I was hoping for was the Quincy boxset and a blowjob on a boat, but I don't get everything I want, so if you just look we'll call it even.

There's a new strip up today. We changed stores so now shirts are a lot less expensive, if you been wanting one. Also, I just remembered today is the 7th anniversary of all this nonsense.

Strangely, around the same time Facebook tells me they forcegraded us up to one of them time-things that I had hoped was something about Doctor Who, but just turned out to be a big photo at the top. So if that somehow makes you like it better, feel free to go to part where you like things, and like it better.

That was a lot, I'ma go now. Love you.

-Ambs

P.S. Feel free to send praise, complaints and boatjobs to:

Killerspoons [at] gmail [dot] com.

History Repeating.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:43:29 -0400

New Monday strip.

Also we've got a new episode clip up, I think you might like... if you're into that sort of thing.

Recession Economics.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 5 Mar 2012 01:26:31 -0500

You meet a lotta strange people at the bottom, but that's where all the fruit is.

Valentine’s Day Procrasturbation.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 10:02:41 -0500

Happy Valentine's Day guys. Last week I wanted to show you my current set-up, but decided to wait so it wouldn't ruin the punchline. I've started taping strip panels on the wall behind my desk as they're finished.

I highly recommend it if you do this sort of work, as it makes it way harder to forget/procrastinate/jerk-it when the work is right there reminding you, staring at you, judging you.

In other news, if you're a comic fan or creator, and managed to have not heard about Ghost Rider creator Gary Friedrich, you may be interested in the story. I for one am not going on a full Marvel boycott, but I'll happily avoid the movie. Honestly I am fairly disgusted, saddened and unsure of how comic artists may have to change what they do.

Meantime if you want to get involved, Steve Niles (The 30 days of Night, Chiller's Top 15 Scariest Pumpkins of 1994) set up a lovely fund.

Also, this is my Valentine for Gary. If nothing else we can all agree on one thing,

Nic Cage is fucking awful.

Murder.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 8 Feb 2012 17:27:04 -0500

New strip: Also, if you never saw it, I just moved our 2008 comic tutorial over to the Youtube Channel.

Blackout Drunk.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:18:21 -0500

Hey guys, new comics are in the works and should be up right after my paper shipment
gets in from Bolivia. On a different note, today is “Internet Blackout Day” and while we
haven’t got as much Jäger in the house as I’d like for this. I wanted to assure you all that
we both are very anti-SOPA/PIPA. Not just because I like watching old episodes of Poirot
on Youtube (which you will have to pry from my cold, dead, little grey cells),
but for the good of the Internet and the good of what we do here.
-
Here at headquarters we’ll be turning the lights off and rolling around in soot like so many
disguised puppies, which we usually only do on Tuesdays. I urge you simply to be aware,
and to protest or not in any way you see fit.

Quiet(er) Encounter.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 5 Jan 2012 22:24:57 -0500

A tich later than expected. You know how wild Bank-Holiday-Monday gets...

Happy New Year.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:41:57 -0500

New strip on Monday. Today, some end of the year wrap up.

Thank you to all the readers and listeners, we can't thank you all enough for

your support of both Killer Spoons Comics and the Killer Spoons Podcast.

Not to mention Peter's solo work and mine.

If you'd like to connect to us on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube or Email;

please do, it's always nice to hear from you.

I think 2011 has probably been a rough year for more of us than not,

I wish you all a much better 2012... as long as we can all dodge that

whole Mayan Apocalypse thing.

So to all of you, from the bottom of my heart, Happy New Year.

Shweet.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 17:35:01 -0500

In case you wondered.

Pop Culture Elf.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 06:18:49 -0500

I still don't know who this Kim Kardashboard lady is.

American Horror Pulp.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 1 Dec 2011 22:46:39 -0500

Team Up.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:30:53 -0500

New comic, Same Bat-channel, flexible Bat-time. Also here's a quick preveiw of the next podcast, Hope you'll enjoy both,

Purposeful Placement.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 12:07:22 -0400

Also, if you've never listened to the Killer Spoons Podcast, mayhap you'd like to try a short clip? If you like it, you can even pass it around to your friends, after school, behide the big slide, when Mrs. Aebleskiver is busy in the nurse's office snorting big lumps of vaseline, and eating her lunch with the tounge depressers... God, I hate that fucking woman.

Afterglow.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 22:24:04 -0400

On the Fence.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:21:20 -0400

Violated.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 09:18:04 -0400

Killer Spoons Live.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 3 May 2011 15:00:05 -0400

Just finished the show, now I can stop bothering everyone about it. The usual edited mp3 will be out soon. If you missed the live version it's recorded here.

Killer Spoons Live on Tape.

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/14463114

Obligation.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 21:53:18 -0400

Today marks the 6th year of Killer Spoons. Thank you very much to all the reader/listeners, we're very grateful to those who bother with our nonsense. In interesting news, next TUESDAY @9PM EST MAY-2 we'll be doing a LIVE streaming podcast in honor of the anniversary. Link to come, stay tuned.

You Bet Your Afterlife.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 02:35:12 -0400

Breaking Wind.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 2 Apr 2011 00:28:30 -0400

Return of the King.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 10:19:41 -0500

Segway Sunday.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 03:59:01 -0500

Enter the Zanno.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 20:47:49 -0500

Off-Hours Elf.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 21:44:04 -0500

Hey, hope you lot had a Merry Christmas. When Writermen pitched “Off-Hours Elf”, I thought there would be a hipster/hipster-elf,
even though there wasn’t, I couldn’t let all that hipster research go to waste.

Motor City Madness.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 15:05:10 -0500

Language Barrier.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 23:48:08 -0500

Dangerous.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 23:24:26 -0400

Stupid Owl.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:30:04 -0400

What the fuck is the internet?

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 00:28:53 -0400

Just a quick hello from the code-monkey. Hope you like our newer, shinier, 2.0 site.

No more painting shitty mammoths on rocks for me.

killerspoons.com/

How Much Money do I Have?

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 7 Jun 2010 12:17:04 -0400

Stumped.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 20 May 2010 14:16:36 -0400

[Visit the Site] [Itunes] [Facebook] [Email Us]

Woodpecker.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 23:11:25 -0400

[Visit the Site] [Itunes] [Facebook] [Email Us]

5 Years.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 21:54:23 -0400

Today makes 5 years we've been doing Killer Spoons.

Thanks to the readers and listeners, Happy Spoonversary.

More from us soon.

[Visit the Site] [Itunes] [Facebook] [Email Us]

A Murder of Crows.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:46:55 -0400

Hulk Hurt.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 9 Apr 2010 15:26:24 -0400

Facebook.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 7 Apr 2010 13:07:24 -0400

Now that we're recording again, I thought I'd delete the Myspace we've ignored for so long, and move into the year 2007 with a Facebook page we can ignore soon enough. If you're a fan, please feel free to hit the obnoxious button verifying it.

Click Here.

Bad News.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 3 Apr 2010 23:36:37 -0400

Episode IV: A New Pope.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 23:35:32 -0400

May Contain Swords.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:30:47 -0400

Candyman.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 7 Jan 2010 23:27:59 -0400

Tears of a Muteclown.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:15:39 -0400

Me.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:05:30 -0400

Day Job.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:03:11 -0400

Hey.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 4 Jun 2009 07:51:55 -0400

The Trials of Dom: New Friends.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 30 May 2009 13:56:13 -0400

People Are Strange.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 18 May 2009 01:37:26 -0400

Land of the Gullible.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:51:30 -0400

This week The Killer Spoons are celebrating 5 years creating all this sort of nonsense together.

The Trials of Dom III.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 10:33:40 -0400

I Hate Your Birthday.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 1 Mar 2009 06:41:55 -0500

This week we've been working on building a site for Peter's solo stuff.
Short stories, prose, all that writermen type jazz. So if you enjoy such things,
check him out at:

ihateyourbirthday.com

If you like it, be sure to comment, the place still has that new car smell hangin' around.

Thanks.

-Ambs

Off the Cracker.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:10:51 -0500

Party on the Left.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:31:26 -0500

The Trials of Dom II.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 5 Feb 2009 07:43:26 -0500

Can Ya Dig It?

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:30:39 -0500

Twinkles.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:30:13 -0500

The Trials of Dom.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 8 Jan 2009 13:52:18 -0500

Happy New Year.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 1 Jan 2009 23:54:54 -0500

Just a little Happy New Year, and wish for a better 2009 for everyone.

With love
-The Killer Spoons.

Breaking and Entering.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 01:45:45 -0500

Merry Christmas.

True Romance.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:25:37 -0500

Happy Thursday ...finally.

Pre-Zombie.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:12:36 -0500

Drown the Vote.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 4 Nov 2008 09:19:36 -0500

Election day special.

Space War: The End?

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:21:04 -0400

Space War: Enter the Alien Jesus.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:58:41 -0400

Editorial note: Next week should conclude our first storyline. Took a lot longer to put up than I would have liked, sorry again. It can only get better from here.

Space War: The Rescue.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:56:49 -0400

Editorial note: Finally back to the storyline. Sorry 'bout that folks.

Class-Based Interlude.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:30:31 -0400

Editorial note: If you're a fan I apologize for the unexpected hiatus. However if you hate us, but read the strip anyway, you're welcome for the holiday. To quickly explain, our illustrator lost a loved one and needed some time, but we're easing back in. If you've been following the "Space War" storyline, expect to see it back next week. In the meantime, I hope you'll enjoy this brief interlude.

Space War: There Goes The Neighborhood.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:28:41 -0400

Space War: A Lost Friend.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 7 Jul 2008 16:29:39 -0400

I Wanted to be a Veterinarian.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:34:56 -0400

Down the Tailpipe.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:38:59 -0400

Red Apples, Green Apples.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:52:18 -0400

Cause and Effect.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 25 May 2008 18:06:09 -0400

He's not a man, he's a machine!.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:11:16 -0400

Fraggle Fucked.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:00:27 -0400

Movin' On Down.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:05:13 -0400

Trannyformers.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:55:39 -0400

Reset Button.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 22:26:05 -0400

Fetish in Toyland.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:03:24 -0400

Granny in the Night.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:59:02 -0400

Buffalo Poppin' Fresh.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 2 Mar 2008 18:24:43 -0500

Deaf Comedy Jam II: Blind Justice.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:45:22 -0500

My Chunky Valentine.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:23:57 -0500

Screw Blinder.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 02:31:56 -0500

Good Humor IV.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 20:45:35 -0500

Too Soon?

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 21:42:05 -0500

Super Raisin.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:21:52 -0500

Midnight Surprise.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:30:33 -0500

Countdown.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 2 Jan 2008 15:41:59 -0500

Warm and Frosty.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:47:34 -0500

Jesus' Birthday.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 23:39:52 -0500

Santa.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:30:01 -0500

Red Nose.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:42:57 -0500

Hello Neighbor.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 17:49:24 -0500

Beer Run.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 6 Dec 2007 23:56:19 -0500

Uncle Touchy.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:57:14 -0500

Microsoft Hates You.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:25:39 -0500

The Redman Strikes Back!

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:43:00 -0500

No Whoopi Needed.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:49:00 -0500

Intervention.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 8 Nov 2007 12:49:09 -0500

Silent Outtake.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 1 Nov 2007 22:11:32 -0400

Observational Skills.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 1 Nov 2007 22:11:08 -0400

Cloud Drinks

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:25:21 -0400

Tight End or Wide Reciver?

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 00:46:21 -0400

Big Pink Snake.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:11:07 -0400

Courtesy Flush.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:24:07 -0400

A Short Hiatus.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:25:01 -0400

Wow, I can't believe we've hit the big 100th. It's an amazing feeling, we're both thrilled. This week though my partner in crime has some things to attend to and so we're going on a very short hiatus. We'll be back in action in a few, maybe even a couple weeks. Till then, I hope you'll enjoy. See ya soon.

Gone Shootin'.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:22:02 -0400

Boy and His Machine.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:22:01 -0400

Dude.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 04:03:07 -0400

Deathberries.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:57:18 -0400

Full House.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:36:19 -0400

It Beats the Bus.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:56:30 -0400

Home Improvement Continued.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 9 Aug 2007 23:55:27 -0400

Censor Bar.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 6 Aug 2007 23:00:49 -0400

Three Mousketeers.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 30 Jul 2007 00:11:24 -0400

Home Improvement.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:59:16 -0400

American Blues.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:29:56 -0400

Uh Oh!

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 04:09:29 -0400

Come Kill Us Part II.

KillerSpoons@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:35:08 +0500