In This Episode: The things I like, the beginning, the "doodie in the sandbox" story, Rocky in the supermarket, "...my friend John Travolta," the sequel to "Face/Off", Late Night talk, "There's a lot in New England", a proper argument, Amber's embarrassing t-shirts, Amber can't read numbers, Sesame Street, and Enter: Officer Jenkins.

In This Episode: The Gateway of Passive Aggression," the NEW Looney Tunes, Superman wastes time, awful news, the opening, who's counting?, the pregnant situation, "You don't call me!", the stone alter, too lazy to Google, there's an asshole for that, retarded flakes, and your hosts write a comic.

In this episode: Where do you get your eggs? Swamp Thing is whiny. My lip hangs low. A creepy Depp/Burton attraction. Taking the easy way out with time travel, Ellen: taking or givin’? What more can a dildo do? It’s all in the (hamster) name. Naming the homeless. Grandma’s funnel. Officer, my dog’s a transvestite. Puntable. Clint Howard gives me nightmares. Also, a NEW racism segment.

In this episode: Awkward opening at the deli meat store,
Peter BOMBS as Murray, the future is web-comics, personal attacks,
watching E!, scoring from Huey, 1159 spins, all for the Coco,
and of course, Forest Psycho.

In This Episode: Amber and Peter discuss: The makings of a mango lifestyle, eternal pets dot com, murderous killers, waiting on line to commit suicide and a much lotta trouble.

In This Episode: Tonsillitis borne from love, bee genocide, the Alphabet Killer, Stan Lee's toupee', Spoon neighbors, "...a beautiful mustache.", your emails, Jimmy Olson's new job and of course, Pretty Princess Panties.

In this episode: it's obviously still October. One of us didn't even wanna put it out anymore, but William Shatner and the infamous airport cock-bag story couldn't be stopped.

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In this episode... Honestly, I have no fucking recollection of this episode, whatsoever.

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After a long delay. In this episode: Controlling unsightly body hair,
the first PussShack, insanity with a jar collection, Webster's War,
"It's my potato!", and Amber is a creep.

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In this episode: Peter details yet another plot against him;
this time involving villainesque electronics. Also: BBF death,
how to rob any bank, and why does the German man have
sawdust in his head?

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In This Episode: Peter discusses his latest trek
from the Isle of Rhode, as well as his run in with a NBA
county prosecutor. Listen as Amber magically deduces these
details out of a cold-ridden cashew eating rant.

Later, your hosts delve to the pits of character acting…
and as always, there’s a rapin’ on the line.

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In This Episode: Your hosts pump out even more
inaneness with the addition of new microphones.
Expect the discussion of who is more artistically credible,
Garfield or Jon? Raised questions on why some things
only rhyme in your head. Wonderment and mental
dismemberment for your enjoyment, as usual.

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In our first of many (provided the idea lasts that long)
sideshows, we bring you the delightful words of Randy Newman.

If he didn’t have a piano in front of him

…and it wasn’t actually Randy Newman.

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In this Episode: Amber and Peter are joined
by Steven (the main man behind the Defunct:
A Gay Nerd’s Life in NYC podcast) on the third mic.
The trio discuss going ons of life with a hint of cinnamon.

Also; the first Master Spoon Theater Hour.

In this episode: Your two hosts delve into the
inner-hatred we all have of particular animals,
give their review of the fairly new film Taken,
as well as respond to emails.

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In This Episode: Amber and Pete are joined by
Kevin and Jeffrey on the third and newly installed fourth
microphone. Listen as they go through bulletproof weaves,
with a flair that hasn’t been seen since combustible socks.

Plus monkey hatred and more thanks than an awards show.

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In This Episode: Our hosts discuss
Peter’s inability to explain music like a civilized adult,
Amber’s love for Amy Winehouse pre-crack, Christian Bale
using naughty words, and Amber’s style of “re-imagining.”

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In this episode:
Your hosts are joined by the always exciting
and sticky, Kevzin; on third mic for the first time.
Kevzin, who is the head madam of Gaymers.ning
helps your two heroes find enlightenment as well
as total mental derailment throughout the podcast.
Laughs are promised but not guaranteed.

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In This Episode: Your two hosts discuss the eye coloring
habits of polar bears, members of the opposite sex
worth fornicating with, mistaking politicians with terrorists,
and a few break-ins by the character of the week.

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Peter’s pick:

and

Amber’s:

Who has worse taste?

In This Episode: Your hosts play catch-up with each other, the return of Julian, The first ever Free-Association Moment, and special after hours extras.

In This Episode: Our hosts chat on old lady deaths,
some unfunny and boring residents of New Zealand,
and many other topics of interest to nobody in particular.

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In This Episode: Our hosts lose their fucking minds. Enjoy.

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In This Episode: Amber and Peter welcome Julian to the third mic.
The trio discuss everything from “fingerblastin’”, Amber’s ocular period,
waxing your surfboard for eternity, podcast production,
and the conspiracy of “America’s Most Wanted.

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In this episode: Amber and Peter are joined by
Francisco on third mike. Along with a lot of calling
out of Peter’s nonsense, there is much fun to be had.

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In this episode: Your hosts discuss what “flair” is,
and why people should be shot on sight for wearing it,
homemade creamed corn, Webster gets it, a new fun
sound from Peter, and cock for dessert.

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In this episode: A seizure at the cinema, Ambs goes
casting, Charles Manson (whom Ambs wants to stab in
the throat with a sharpie) sings the hits, and a lot of
barely comprehensible nonsense from Peter.

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In this episode, our two hosts discuss whether Powder
got what was coming to him, Peter decided the world
should be rid of the word “alternative”. Jokes about
the “Miracle Baby”, and more (or less)!

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Performed and written by
a terrible impersonator of Randy Newman:
The Child Molestation Song.

Disclaimer: Randy Newman is not a pedophile …as far as we know.

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In this episode: Ambs brings Peter back to earth from
his vacation in Nonsense-Land, the hosts discuss whether
or not the Bush is unisex, the location of the “Clit”,
and Amber has a history of violence.

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In the 8th episode of The Killer Spoons Podcast,
our hosts discuss the STDs that your daughter
probably has, the overrated mess Juno, and
share their lists of what to do before you die.

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Does the Governor of California walk around with shit in
his pants? Trannies for Amber? Are you willing to air out
your deviant interests? Was Ghost a call of the future?
Find out all the answers to these questions-maybe kinda
sorta-in the newest episode of the Killer Spoons Podcast.

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In this episode, Peter goes all Dead Zone
and describes a horrific nightmare staring Amber,
cancer chat, and Amber talks Sesame Street.

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In this episode Peter fights a losing battle with a terrible
microphone and complains about his latest trip to the
Doctor's Office, Amber goes English TV, and we find out
telling jokes in podcasts don't work.

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In this episode our hosts discuss everything from the casting of Alien Nation to Amber’s trip to New York City to whether or not Peter is literally full of shit.

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In this episode Peter and Amber discuss the ways of
the animal world, how much funnier Don Knotts is now
that he’s dead, how super-duper itunes is, and how Peter
the booze hound could fight crime on the subway better
if he just put that booze down

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In this episode the two hosts who contend
to have the most discuss tips for dealing with movers,
how many bad racist jokes you can make without being
a hack, and the possible future of a certain Vietnam veteran.

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