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    <title>Killer Spoons Podcast</title>
    <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/</link>
    <description>The audio regurgitate of two friends broadening their hold on the internet beyond crayon by-product and hooch-induced gibberish. A meeting of the minds from the deepest reaches of Rhode Island and New York City.</description>
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    <webMaster>KillerSpoons@gmail.com</webMaster>
    <copyright>Killer Spoons TM 2005-2008 by Peter McCann and Amber Myers.</copyright>
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      <title>Episode 18: Ape with Some Tape.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:55:34 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=73</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p><img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover018.png"><br/>In This Episode: Our hosts chat on old lady deaths,<br/>some unfunny and boring residents of New Zealand,<br/>and many other topics of interest to nobody in particular.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/ape_with_some_tape">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>Vidcast Extravaganza.</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:56:23 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=72</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[In this very special episode:
Peter gets raped by the mailman, and we learn
of how Amber produces the webcomic through
the magic of moving images.

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      <title>Episode 17: My Baby Don’t Eat Kosher Pork.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:20:20 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=68</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p><img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover017.png"><br/>In This Episode: Our hosts lose their fucking minds. Enjoy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/my_baby_dont_eat_kosher_pork">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 16: Kicked in the Jules.</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 18:45:04 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=67</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p><img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover016.png"><br/>In This Episode: Amber and Peter welcome Julian to the third mic.<br/>The trio discuss everything from “fingerblastin’”, Amber’s ocular period,<br/>waxing your surfboard for eternity, podcast production,<br/>and the conspiracy of “America’s Most Wanted.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/kicked_in_the_jules">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 15: Dr. Phibes Rises Again.</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 16:23:45 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=66</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover015.png"><br/>In this episode: Your two hosts talk of confrontations,<br/>friends becoming Monks, breaking news a month ago,<br/>solving racism, and who Rick is; and why he “rolling” people.<br/>All this along with your usual weekly amount of needed nonsense. 
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/dr_phibes_rises_again">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 14: A Call to Arms.</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 19:21:25 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=65</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover014.png"><br/>In This Episode: The smooth Jazz of Peter’s voice,<br/>talk of the new invention called the TV, 1980’s incest,<br/>the “origin”, and your usually expected fullfillment<br/>of nonsense.]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 13: The Francisco Treat.</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 7 May 2008 01:40:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=64</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p><img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover013.png"><br/>In this episode: Amber and Peter are joined by<br/>Francisco on third mike. Along with a lot of calling<br/>out of Peter’s nonsense, there is much fun to be had.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/the_francisco_treat.mp3">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 12: Snazzy.</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:41:29 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=63</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p><img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover012.png"><br/>In this episode: Your hosts discuss what “flair” is,<br/>and why people should be shot on sight for wearing it,<br/>homemade creamed corn, Webster gets it, a new fun<br/>sound from Peter, and cock for dessert.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/snazzy.mp3">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 11: Two Minds.</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 17:10:47 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=62</link>
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<p><img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover011.png"><br/>In this episode: A seizure at the cinema, Ambs goes<br/>casting, Charles Manson (whom Ambs wants to stab in<br/>the throat with a sharpie) sings the hits, and a lot of<br/>barely comprehensible nonsense from Peter.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/two_minds.mp3">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 10: Albino Negro Cock.</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 6 Apr 2008 11:49:09 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=61</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p>In this episode, our two hosts discuss whether Powder<br/>got what was coming to him, Peter decided the world<br/>should be rid of the word “alternative”. Jokes about<br/>the “Miracle Baby”, and more (or less)!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/albino_negro_cock.mp3">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a></p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>From the Killer Spoons Studio:</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 23:55:31 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=60</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p>Performed and written by<br/>a terrible impersonator of Randy Newman:<br/>The Child Molestation Song.</p>
<p><SMALL><SPAN style="FONT-STYLE: italic">Disclaimer: Randy Newman is not a pedophile …as far as we know.</SPAN></SMALL></p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/lollipop_penis.mp3">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a> </p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 9: Rumble at the Cafe</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:18:44 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=58</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p>In this episode: Ambs brings Peter back to earth from<br/>his vacation in Nonsense-Land, the hosts discuss whether<br/>or not the Bush is unisex, the location of the “Clit”,<br/>and Amber has a history of violence.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/rumble_at_the_cafe"><FONT color=#0088ff>[Listen Here]</FONT></a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408"><FONT color=#0088ff>[Itunes]</FONT></a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml"><FONT color=#0088ff>[RSS]</FONT></a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons"><FONT color=#0088ff>[Myspace]</FONT></a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com"><FONT color=#0088ff>[Email Us]</FONT></a> </p><a href="http://odeo.com/claim/feed/dfc51a812855f640">My Odeo Channel</a> (odeo/dfc51a812855f640)]]></description>
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      <title>Just Some Back-End Bid-ness</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 04:58:05 -0400</pubDate>
      <category>Techy Crap</category>
      <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://odeo.com/claim/feed/dfc51a812855f640">My Odeo Channel</a> (odeo/dfc51a812855f640)]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 8: The List.</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:53:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=57</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p>In the 8th episode of The Killer Spoons Podcast,<br/>our hosts discuss the STDs that your daughter<br/>probably has, the overrated mess Juno, and<br/>share their lists of what to do before you die.</p>
<p>[Listen Here] [Itunes] [RSS] [Myspace] [Email Us]</p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 7: Funny Tits.</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:36:21 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=56</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p>Does the Governor of California walk around with shit in<br/>his pants? Trannies for Amber? Are you willing to air out<br/>your deviant interests? Was Ghost a call of the future?<br/>Find out all the answers to these questions-maybe kinda<br/>sorta-in the newest episode of the Killer Spoons Podcast.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/funny_tits">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> <a href="mailto:killerspoons@gmail.com">[Email Us]</a></p></div>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 6: Borgnine, Sinatra and Sailing.</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 1 Mar 2008 22:35:55 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=55</link>
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<p>In this episode, Peter goes all Dead Zone<br/>and describes a horrific nightmare staring Amber,<br/>cancer chat, and Amber talks Sesame Street.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/borgnine_sinatra_and_sailing">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a> </p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 5: Alotta Nothing.</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:20:53 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=54</link>
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<p>In this episode Peter fights a losing battle with a terrible<br/>microphone and complains about his latest trip to the<br/>Doctor's Office, Amber goes English TV, and we find out<br/>telling jokes in podcasts don't work.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/alotta_nothing.mp3">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a></p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 4: Bunged Up.</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:33:21 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=53</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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      <description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.killerspoons.com/cover004.png">&nbsp; 
<p>In this episode our hosts discuss everything from the casting of Alien Nation to Amber’s trip to New York City to whether or not Peter is literally full of shit. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/bunged_up.mp3">[Listen Here]</a> <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a> <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/killerspoons">[Myspace]</a></p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 3: Bears Eat Fish</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 5 Feb 2008 18:19:04 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=52</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p>In this episode Peter and Amber discuss the ways of<br/>the animal world, how much funnier Don Knotts is now<br/>that he’s dead, how super-duper itunes is, and how Peter<br/>the booze hound could fight crime on the subway better<br/>if he just put that booze down</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/bears_eat_fish.mp3">[Listen Here]</a>&nbsp; <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=272082408">[Itunes]</a>&nbsp; <a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/rss2.xml">[RSS]</a></p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 2: Mr. Chang</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:25:20 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=51</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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<p>In this episode the two hosts who contend<br/>to have the most discuss tips for dealing with movers,<br/>how many bad racist jokes you can make without being<br/>a hack, and the possible future of a certain Vietnam veteran.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.killerspoons.com/audio/mr_chang.mp3">Listen</a></p>]]></description>
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      <title>Episode 1: Voyeurism for the Boring</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:20:31 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://www.killerspoons.com/blog/?p=50</link>
      <author>Killer Spoons</author>
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